Now. Let's see. The "rapture" is supposed to be at 6 on Saturday. My Mom wants to watch the Preakness at 6:20 something. How the hell is that gonna work? Mom laughs at most of what I tell her, but she really digs the races. So according to the christians, my Mom can't see the race because the assholes running the cameras were "down with" jebus and left the Maryland racetrack just minutes before the race? That would mean that there will be NO race at all, because some of those horses are christians. So, the question is: Do I have to pay my Mom the bets that she made? Or does jebus have to because he "showed up"? That bitch, Jebus, better have my money!
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